Welcome to the Fort of DOOM. In case of an attack, please use the bomb shelter and let Sater's Role Play Secuirty (S.R.P.S.) handle the attack. If you touch anything your not supposed to touch, you shall be sent into the Dungeon of DOOM. The Bomb Sheleter is also the living room. The back of the fort is the kitchen, and right behind the bomb sheleter/living room is my quarters.... of DOOM. The dungeon is right behind my quarters. Go into my Quarters and the S.R.P.S. pwn you.
Thank you for your time, and enjoy your stay at my fort of DOOM.